Sunday, May 25, 2014

Tolerance Test # 1

Being humane, liberal, kindhearted, and receptive are all aspects of tolerance. You have your duty. Go forth.

Test video one. You get one point for every second you are able to watch while making sense of his words. You get 100 bonus points if the tune stops playing in your head within 20 seconds of watching. This ability to make it stop, dammit, means you have a high toleration threshold.


7 million views of this video. At least 24 thousand actual people liked it. Don't you feel guilty now? Tolerance my friend....

Test video two. In addition to points for every second, you get 40 bonus points if you make it to the humorously badly executed moonwalk. 100 bonus points if you make it to the end of the video.


Video three. Ok, I cheated on the next one because it only has "God" in the title and as far as I know has nothing to do with religion except that it must be on the cult side of things. So you get nothing for watching, but you should... because it has 200,000 more views than did the last one. Please watch at least until the freaked out white cat goes by. :)  Oh heck, it is about 1:10 into the video. I can't possibly ask you that.


Thank you for your participation. 

Oh yeah... here are the instructions for a correct moonwalk: